I only say yes to guys on tinder who are at least 21 so they can buy me stuff and more importantly, alcohol



nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book



Lmao what do you do when you see someone you know on tinder hahahahaha



I didn’t go to my first class on my first day of college bc I couldn’t find it guys help I’m gonna cry



mysqace:

if my blog gets deleted I’m out for good I’m in too deep to rebuild 

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